The moment we have been anxiously waiting for all week is here; that moment that is both fleeting and life affirming; that moment that will redefine blogging and awesomeness for a generation obsessed with sharing everything they experience as if not doing so will diminish the relevance of the experience; that moment spoken about in the beginning and echoed in the end... L. Ron Hubbard...
Yes as you guessed it, its almost time for Lwando "CB" Mufune's final blog entry of what happened on her fateful and glorious camping trip... and I know what you are thinking, even though its written by her, "did she make it out alive or did the unthinkable happen?"
And I know you have more questions, like, "did she finally use her rosary and strangle someone?" or "what was the name of the smoke monster from Lost?" or "why do I embellish so much?" or "who will be my date for the Iron Man 3 premiere?" or the most pertinent one on your lips, "when will the movie come out and which sexier, skinnier and much, much younger actor will play me?"
All these questions and more will be answered in Ms. Mufune's final blog entry... OR was it the final thing she ever wrote *cue music from Hammer House of Horror*
So tell your friends and cousins that we are only hours away from the premiere of a lifetime, from truth coming out, from the conclusion on an epic journey that made us both cry and laugh coz of the hashish and the raw emotion hidden deep beneath the subtext of the contempt she has for me for making her do this for a brother.
Who lives and dies? Stay breathless, coz we almost there children... tick tok
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